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  1. If you really think about (I apologize for this analysis, this is your only warning), Slimes are the obvious answer.

    Hilichurls are ancient, mind-twisted, slowly degrading(?) mosterized people from a lost civilization from hundreds of years ago. No one in their right mind would wanna stick their "sword" in that. Meanwhile, how many people touch themselves with a bit of slimy stuff, like, once a month, charitably speaking? Just don't go for the Pyro, Geo, Cryo, or Electro slimes and you'd probably be fine. Better than with Hilichurls, at least.

  2. I feel like the first question really depends on 1) your private part and 2) your sexuality.
    If you can and like to stick a pole in a hole it's more likely the slime, if you like to… Uh… Be the hole? (I am trying really hard to word this for Youtube ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚) You likely are going for the hilichurl.

    But that's also just a guess because I don't want to do either ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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