If you really think about (I apologize for this analysis, this is your only warning), Slimes are the obvious answer.
Hilichurls are ancient, mind-twisted, slowly degrading(?) mosterized people from a lost civilization from hundreds of years ago. No one in their right mind would wanna stick their "sword" in that. Meanwhile, how many people touch themselves with a bit of slimy stuff, like, once a month, charitably speaking? Just don't go for the Pyro, Geo, Cryo, or Electro slimes and you'd probably be fine. Better than with Hilichurls, at least.
Would you rather get a lap dance from wriothesley or- yes.
i love thejohnathan so much ๐คฃ
I love Johnathan
this is why our fandom gets a bad name๐ญ
I read a fanfic about Tartaglia and a hydro slime once.
Hahaha shame on jonathan cuz chongyun always forgets the last line
I'm with Bran on the Eula cake broโ๏ธโ๏ธ
I feel like the first question really depends on 1) your private part and 2) your sexuality. If you can and like to stick a pole in a hole it's more likely the slime, if you like to… Uh… Be the hole? (I am trying really hard to word this for Youtube ๐๐) You likely are going for the hilichurl.
But that's also just a guess because I don't want to do either ๐๐
The first question bring me back to trauma..
I'm a simple man. I'd take a lap dance from my waifus
This is why I hate telling people i play genshin
Saw the thumbnail and was like, "Yep, he's gonna pick Chongyun". Did not disappoint
John really had a big brain moment at the end there๐๐
If you really think about (I apologize for this analysis, this is your only warning), Slimes are the obvious answer.
Hilichurls are ancient, mind-twisted, slowly degrading(?) mosterized people from a lost civilization from hundreds of years ago. No one in their right mind would wanna stick their "sword" in that. Meanwhile, how many people touch themselves with a bit of slimy stuff, like, once a month, charitably speaking? Just don't go for the Pyro, Geo, Cryo, or Electro slimes and you'd probably be fine. Better than with Hilichurls, at least.
Would you rather get a lap dance from wriothesley or- yes.
i love thejohnathan so much ๐คฃ
I love Johnathan
this is why our fandom gets a bad name๐ญ
I read a fanfic about Tartaglia and a hydro slime once.
Hahaha shame on jonathan cuz chongyun always forgets the last line
I'm with Bran on the Eula cake broโ๏ธโ๏ธ
I feel like the first question really depends on 1) your private part and 2) your sexuality.
If you can and like to stick a pole in a hole it's more likely the slime, if you like to… Uh… Be the hole? (I am trying really hard to word this for Youtube ๐๐) You likely are going for the hilichurl.
But that's also just a guess because I don't want to do either ๐๐
The first question bring me back to trauma..
I'm a simple man. I'd take a lap dance from my waifus
This is why I hate telling people i play genshin
Saw the thumbnail and was like, "Yep, he's gonna pick Chongyun". Did not disappoint
John really had a big brain moment at the end there๐๐